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			Một đoàn thăm quan tới thăm địa đạo Củ Chi, thấy có tấm biển treo giải cho ai đối hay nhất câu "Cô gái củ chi, chỉ cu hỏi củ chi" Anh thanh niên Cần Giờ nhanh nhảu: "Con trai Cần Giờ giơ cần hỏi cần giờ" Chị Hải Dương tiếp luôn: "con gái Hải Dương hưởng giai ngoài hải dương" Chú Hải Phòng đâu có kém cạnh: "Con trai Đồ Sơn sơn đồ bán đồ sơn" ... (phần tiếp theo có nội dung dung tục).
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			Em trai Hà Nội e thẹn: "Trai Hàng Chuối chuồi háng bảo hàng chuối".

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<br />Anh nọ cũng ở Hà Nội thêm vào: "Trai Hàng Nhuộm nhuộm hàng bảo Hàng Nhuộm".

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<br />Cậu nhỏ Bắc Cạn: "Chàng trai Bắc Cạn bán kặk ở Bắc Cạn". 

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<br />Cuối cùng, một anh bộ đội mới xuất ngũ hô to: "Chàng trai Giải Phóng phỏng giái hô giải phóng!!!!"

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